鍵盤俠|??太陽隊驚天動地獲“殘陣” 杜蘭特經(jīng)此徹底失去尊嚴
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據(jù)名記Shams報道，消息人士透露，奇才將比爾交易至太陽。
具體交易框架為：奇才將比爾交易至太陽，換回保羅、沙梅特、一些次輪簽和多個選秀簽互換權。
TA奇才記者Josh Robbins表示，喬丹-古德溫很可能也被送去了太陽。
隨后Woj也更推確認了這一消息，并表示，該交易可能需要幾天的時間來完成。
美國網(wǎng)友也對此筆交易進行了大量的討論，以下是小編整理的部分美網(wǎng)友評論。
[–]BullsDylan245 1783 points 4 hours ago
Motherfuckers couldn't even get a first
公牛球迷：奇菜隊這幫混球甚至連個首輪簽都沒撈著…
相關新聞>>>>>>??哈特吐槽比爾交易：奇才甚至沒有得到一個首輪選秀權？
[–]SunsGoodKidMadCity2 843 points 4 hours ago
Suns have no first round picks to give up they gave them away for KD
太陽球迷：太陽隊手頭壓根早就沒有首輪簽了啦，之前全拿出去用來換杜蘭特了…
相關新聞>>>>>>??炸裂！籃網(wǎng)將杜蘭特交易到太陽 得到大橋等三前鋒+四首輪
[–]Createyourpass1234 378 points 4 hours ago
So you guys gave away your first rounds picks + 2nd round picks...
How will you build out the rest of your team?
球迷：所以你們太陽隊已經(jīng)把首輪簽和次輪簽全都嚯嚯完了是吧？那剩下的球隊陣容，你們接下去拿什么搭建??？？??！
[–]Lakersnamagofuckyoself 567 points 3 hours ago
that's their secret, they dont
湖人球迷：樓上的兄弟有所不知，這就是太陽隊迷惑聯(lián)盟的秘密武器??！這個秘密武器叫做“天殘陣”~
（推特網(wǎng)友調(diào)侃太陽隊接下來一個賽季的替補席）
[–]CelticsSon_of_Atreus 4 points an hour ago
I am stretching out and ready to buy a plane ticket. These motherfuckers need me.
凱爾特人球迷：兄弟們我已開始熱身了，飛機票也買好了！太陽隊這幫沒出息的需要我?。?！
[–]SunsMotivated-to-Improve [score hidden] 17 minutes ago
If Book, KD, or Beal get injured and miss serious time, it’s going to be really bad.
太陽球迷：這個陣容…如果杜蘭特或者比爾受傷長期缺陣的話，就完蛋啦~~~
[–]Hail2TheOrange 5 points 3 hours ago
Why the Lakers are a play in team
球迷：你以為湖人隊上賽季是為什么淪落到打附加賽的？
[–]Heatyrogreg 1 point an hour ago
No defense. No screeners. No rebounding. No rim protection. Jump shooting for days.
I guess that’s one way to do it…
熱火球迷：沒防守…沒掩護…沒籃板…沒護框…一天到晚只會跳投…我看太陽隊是進死胡同了…
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 8199 points 4 hours ago
There will be documentaries made about KD teammates lol
勇士球迷：同志們??！杜蘭特這職業(yè)生涯，其隊友之驚世駭俗，都TM可以出本書了，哈哈哈?。?/strong>
[–]KingsKitchenReno4512 4621 points 4 hours ago*
This fucking guy it’s unreal lol. Westbrook, Harden, Curry, Draymond, Klay, Kyrie, Booker, and Beal. All during their primes…
國王球迷：可不是嘛！杜蘭特這小子狗日的艷福不淺啊！吼吼吼！威少、哈登、庫里、追夢、克萊、歐文、布克、現(xiàn)在又來了個比爾！瞧瞧！這些人和杜蘭特在一起的時候，全都處于妙齡絕色的巔峰期呢??！
相關新聞>>>>>>美媒曬圖：KD的第四次三巨頭模式&均搭檔明星后衛(wèi)組合
[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 3388 points 4 hours ago
The hardest roadtm
公牛球迷：書名就叫它《追減難滴整冠之路》！
（杜蘭特：很藍的啦~~~）
[–]LakersApollo611 472 points 4 hours ago
True hooper
湖人球迷：所以啊，要說誰最懂球！還得看咱杜蘭特呀??！
（阿杜：把安全帽帶上面，你們打人別打臉）
[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 897 points 4 hours ago
Really is considering how he's only gotten 2 rings out of it.
猛龍球迷：我一直都想不明白，一路以來都這么“減難”了，杜蘭特為啥就只拿了2次總冠軍呢？
[–]NetsOrnery_Conference_50 1043 points 4 hours ago
Bron fucked with yall perpestive of playoff success wdym "only 2 rings"
籃網(wǎng)球迷：老詹一聽立馬就急了！什么叫“只有”2次總冠軍？？總冠軍就這么不值錢嗎？？
[–][TOR] Kyle LowrySamiMadeMeDoIt 1992 points 4 hours ago
Lmao the Wizards could have traded Beal for a kings ransom 2 years ago and now they’re getting a washed Chris Paul, sixth man Landry Shamet and a bunch of second round picks for him
猛龍球迷：我的媽呀可笑死我啦！！奇才隊要是在2年前把比爾交易走，他們直接富可敵國了?。?！現(xiàn)在可好，只換來一個快報廢的保羅、一個第六人沙梅特、還有幾個次輪簽而已…
[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 3826 points 5 hours ago
That bench is gonna be nasty ????
湖人球迷：太陽隊的替補陣容只剩老弱婦孺了…????
（太陽隊的替補陣容）
[–]PacersXx_FreeWitty_xX 371 points 4 hours ago
Assuming an average of $2m/yr for the remaining players on the roster, Suns are looking at a $188m luxury tax penalty this season
步行者球迷：假如太陽隊剩下球員的平均年薪是200萬美元，太陽本賽季要交1億8800萬美元的奢侈稅?。。?！
相關新聞>>>>>>孤注一擲！下賽季布克KD比爾艾頓總薪金1.63億 太陽奢侈稅近1.2億
[–]Hershieboy 82 points 4 hours ago
I think Ishbia thinks he'll have a chance to get some minutes at pg with this depth. Worth 188 million to him.
球迷：太陽老板Ishbia有自己的小心機呢，他看著球隊現(xiàn)在這個剛沒過腳脖子的陣容深度，心想興許可以在控球后衛(wèi)這個位置上給自己搞到幾分鐘的上場時間呢??！這1億8800萬花的可太值啦！！
[–]WizardsTurbo2x 43 points 5 hours ago
I was already hungover but I'm vomiting again after this trade
奇才球迷：我宿醉剛醒，人剛稍微舒服了一點就看到了這筆交易…現(xiàn)在，我已經(jīng)把胃里剩下的膽汁也全吐干凈了…
[–][WAS] Gilbert ArenasWhitticusFinch 2 points 2 hours ago
Wonder when it won't hurt so much to be a fan. Maybe in my next life.
奇才球迷：我一直在想，作為一個奇才球迷，要等到何時才不會再被傷透心呢？現(xiàn)在我知道了，也許要等到下輩子了…
[–]LakersBernardoDeGalvez 665 points 5 hours ago
Who's going to defend on that team??
Be prepared for 135 - 138 games
湖人球迷：我就問，現(xiàn)在這支太陽隊，到底誰會防守？大家等著瞧吧，接下去太陽隊會有大把的以135-138輸?shù)舻谋荣悾?/strong>
[–]Sweatytubesock 227 points 4 hours ago
Assuming they’re healthy
球迷：對！而且還是在沒有傷病的情況下！
[–]Warriors__spartacus 70 points 4 hours ago
They’ll play healthy on offense, limp their way back on defense
奇才球迷：在進攻端生龍活虎誰也防不住，在防守端弱不禁風誰也防不住…
[–]RaptorsCheechers23 1634 points 5 hours ago
what the FUCK
How did Phoenix decide the problem after these playoffs was "we need more star power" and not "we need more depth"
猛龍球迷：真他媽絕了！太陽隊是怎么想的？季后賽打完后，他們竟然認為球隊輸球不是因為陣容深度不夠，而是因為球星不太夠？？？
[–]KlaysToaster 1480 points 5 hours ago
KD will never get respect
球迷：杜蘭特這輩子算是完球了~~~再也沒人會高看他一眼了~~~
[–]NuggetsBCLetsRide69 217 points 5 hours ago
all this to try to beat a fat white dude from Serbia
掘金球迷：所有的一切，都是為了打敗那個來自塞爾維亞的白胖子~~~
[–]djkhan23 46 points 5 hours ago
I'll take bets on Durant asking for a trade a season from now
球迷：我打賭，杜蘭特會在一個賽季之后申請交易！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmiami2la 3 points 4 hours ago
Demands a trade to the 2024 NBA champions
湖人球迷：他會要求把自己交易到2024年的總冠軍球隊！
[–]KnicksSchubes17 41 points 5 hours ago
Huge Chris Paul season incoming. He always thrives the season after a team gives up on him.
尼克斯球迷：同志們！保羅要大爆發(fā)啦！！每次被拋棄之后，他都會在接下去的那個賽季爆發(fā)的！
[–]Wizardssrbarker15 18 points 4 hours ago
Nah I doubt he even plays a game for us
奇才球迷：不會的！因為我都懷疑保羅會不會替我們出戰(zhàn)呢…
[–]SunsGratitude15 10 points 3 hours ago
He didn't say it would be for wiz
太陽球迷：樓上的奇才球迷喲~~~再好好想想，保羅爆發(fā)是為了奇才嗎？
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